Famous Last Words AGAIN (i Love These!)


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Joke ID#994
Funny (1.9)
Rating (1.02)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Bysnowmachine88
Corrected By silly_goose
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS

"One sec, I've got to go the bathroom!"

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"It doesn't hurt... that... bad..."

"This stuff works just as well!"

"It looks like it's coming right towards us!"

"Here, let me handle this, forget the cops!"

"I read this in a 'how-to' magazine once."

"No I'm not a skydiver, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night."

"Proper equipment is for rich people."

"I don't know. Let's find out!"

"I did it in a video game last night."

"Did you hear that? Sounded like something big. Where's that flashlight?"

And finally...




























"OH SHIT!!!!"




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