Fun Insults


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Joke ID#9877
Funny (2.64)
Rating (0.53)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Bybrain_dead
Corrected By schatzy228
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Ok here are a few:

I will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.

I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it's really working.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

Warning: I am hearing voices and they don't like you.

Stupidity is a right but you are abusing the privilege.

Your mouth keeps moving but all I hear is bla, bla, bla.

On your mark, get set, go away.

I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?




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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 21, 2006

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Mar 29, 2006

I luv it! I'll be sure to use some of them at school!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Apr 05, 2006

verry funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by brytoyia08 Apr 05, 2006

ha ha i like that 1

Comment score: 2  

Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Apr 05, 2006

hillarious!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bballrox2123 Apr 05, 2006

i ve heard most of them-- its ok tho cuz they r funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by chellie1911 Oct 26, 2007

lmao im gunna use them on my friends and family that will be funny great insults!!! loved them chellie

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