Candy Bar After Candy Bar

Joke ID#9768
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Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By Misty
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The day after Halloween, Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candybar one man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Johnny answered, "No, he but he knew how to mind his own business!"

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Posted by Celanba Jan 30, 2006

Very sassy.

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