Grandmother's Memory


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Joke ID#9765
Funny (2.83)
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Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By boodler
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A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"

The woman, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, "Grandmother? Is that you?"

"Yes granddaughter, it's me."

"It's really, really you, grandmother?" the woman repeats.

"Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."

The woman looks puzzled, "You're sure it's you, grandmother?"

"Yes, granddaughter, I'm sure it's me."

The woman pauses a moment, "Grandmother, I have just one question for you."

"Anything, my child."

"Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?"




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Posted by fauck Mar 25, 2006

what does this mean?

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Posted by lyris Apr 29, 2006

She goes to a place where they try to trick people into believing they can talk to the dead, which doesn't trick her becuase her gramma doesn't speak english.

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