Drunk Juggler


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Submitted Byenderofgames
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A juggler who was driving to his next performance was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer.

"I juggle them in my act."

"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"




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Posted by honey_11 Mar 16, 2006

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Posted by lassie Sep 26, 2006

brilliant! i love it

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