Press on Nails

Joke ID#9709
Funny (2.91)
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By boodler
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Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it's biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.

"Great idea, honey," he smiled. "You can eat them straight out of the box."

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Posted by coolhndsme Jun 12, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by j_mon Jun 12, 2006

I Agree!

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Posted by crazycriely Jun 13, 2006

thats kinda gross though..

Comment score: 2  

Posted by oksana Jun 23, 2006

well excuse me EnderofGames

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