The President and the Call Girl


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Joke ID#9675
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByPhaedorna
Corrected By letswarmup45
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One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.



To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars."



To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred dollars."



He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes... get my panties as low as my wages... get that thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and... screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."



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Posted by drummerboy_12 Jan 20, 2006

oh my gosh that's funny!!

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