Record Store


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Joke ID#9669
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CategoryPuns  
Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By taran083
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A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

"Is that a record?" the caller inquired, puzzled in her turn.

"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."




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Posted by Jokester Feb 26, 2008

Double confusion=funny

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