Wife's Dentures


Details
Joke ID#9667
Funny (2.31)
Rating (0.76)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byenderofgames
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(77 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.



Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.

The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.

I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. Now the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!"




Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :

There are no comments on this joke


You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?