13 Inspirational Phrases You Will Never Hear At Work...

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Submitted ByPhaedorna
Corrected By EnderofGames
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1. There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up."

2. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

3. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

4. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.

5. If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

6. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who oppose them.

7. Your job is STILL better than asking, "You want fries with that?"

8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.

9. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

10. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

11. Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

12. Plagiarism saves time.

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Posted by taran083 Jan 19, 2006

Ya, and if you think your boss was stupid, just think who hired you?

Comment score: 7  

Posted by 2sandwoman Apr 02, 2006

if you think your job is stupid, then no wonder you are sitting down reading this joke.

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Posted by coolhndsme Apr 02, 2006

very funny

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Posted by auntiesis Jun 16, 2006

13 phrases, I only got 12 , what happened to the last one.

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Posted by crazy2010 Jul 09, 2006

ull never hear 13 inspirational phrases at work! it's part of the joke

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Posted by DennysGirl Nov 30, 2006

Great One! I'm going to show this one to my mom! lol.

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