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Joke ID#9654
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Submitted ByPhaedorna
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At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.


After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."


Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: ."You mean I was here already?" The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages.



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Posted by tinsel Jan 23, 2006

Good one!

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Posted by stang99 May 17, 2006

I have already read this before somewhere. U Copied.

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Posted by stang99 May 17, 2006

Now I remember, Aaron's jokes, right! Anyway I liked it the first time I read it, its really good.

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

Nice! I didn't expect that ending!

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