Tragedy


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Joke ID#96
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Bysomething
Corrected By einat17
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A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'"

"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."





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Posted by ballerina2293 Aug 30, 2005

i don't get it

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Posted by DennysGirl Aug 15, 2006

They both hated their leaders and so when they were shaking hands in the middle of the street, they got hit by a truck.

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