CrAzY THoUgHtS!!


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Do they put underwear on corpses?
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?
If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?




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Posted by gymnast_934 Jan 15, 2006

plez comment me! !

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Posted by brain_dead Jan 15, 2006

i liked it

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Posted by WyndRyder76 Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, interesting. Even though, for the waking up or opening your eyes, you first wake up and then open your eyes.

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Posted by imlaughin Jan 28, 2006

FuNnY. gOoD jOb. hollistor...

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Posted by sillygoose22 Feb 04, 2006

Those were great! I think a lot of them should be yes answers.

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Posted by 2sandwoman Feb 12, 2006

Child labor laws do prohibit children from acting in movies. Only with meeting these requirements can they act on the set: 1) A representative must be present at all times. 2) They are only allowed to work a few hours a day. That is why if there is a young child, he/she is often played by twins. Just so you know!

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Posted by lyris Apr 07, 2006

Good, but the title was a bit.. well, that's kinda irritating (to me)

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