Mirror Mirror on the Wall


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Joke ID#9534
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Rating (1.39)
CategoryRedneck  
Submitted Byphynyxs
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After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."




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Posted by kikadez Mar 17, 2006

that was funny

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Posted by kikadez Mar 17, 2006

that was funny

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Posted by lostinyoursocks Mar 28, 2006

i love it i almost cried you rock

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