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Joke ID#9477
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Rating (2.47)
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Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By yourwrstnitemare
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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?"
"Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"



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Posted by bananasisthisx Jan 09, 2006

lol

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Posted by brain_dead Jan 09, 2006

lol going to my faves

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Posted by drummerboy_12 Jan 10, 2006

I love that!

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Posted by dragracergirl18 Jan 10, 2006

that was funny but NASTY!lol!

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Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Jan 11, 2006

lol!!!!! hillarious!

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Posted by teen_wiz Feb 11, 2006

ewwwwwwwwww

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Posted by Paigerm999 Feb 15, 2006

thats a really good one!!

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Posted by BabyGirl101 Feb 19, 2006

that was a good one

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Posted by tinkerbell82 Mar 04, 2006

lmao

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Posted by linkofhyrule Mar 04, 2006

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 05, 2006

oh my gosh! oh that would hurt! since i am a guy!!!

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Posted by coldfire Mar 13, 2006

owwwccch......... painfully funny

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Posted by fuba_juba Mar 14, 2006

funny but sickening

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Posted by kikadez Mar 17, 2006

teehee

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Posted by soccer_gurl Mar 19, 2006

i loved this!! lol!!

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 29, 2006

haha! great!

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Posted by timmycool May 23, 2006

i laughed out loud in the library when i read the last line!

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Posted by crazy_4_monkeys Jun 08, 2006

This was a hilarious joke. Keep up with the good jokes.

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Posted by scouttrooper Jun 23, 2006

A solution to the population problem...meh.

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Posted by ntsoaky Jun 12, 2007

ROFLOL! OMG! Hilllarious...I choked on my food! A full smiley n 2 my faves.

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Posted by Jokester Feb 09, 2008

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