Barney


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Joke ID#9392
Funny (1.92)
Rating (1.32)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted BySweetTooth1479
Corrected By boodler
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My friend told me these songs about Barney. I hope you like them.

(In rhythm to I Love You)
I hate you
You hate me
We're a violent family
With a great big gun
and a bang from me to you
Won't you say you hate me too.

(In rhythm to Joy To The World)
Joy to the world
Barney's dead
I barbequed his head
What happened to his body
I flushed it down the potty
And around and around it goes
And around and around it
And around and around around around it goes




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Posted by colochaos Jan 03, 2006

Also: I hate you You hate me Let's Hang barney from a tree With a knife in his back and a bullet in his head aren't you glad that barney's dead or I hate you You hate me Let's chase barney up a tree with a shotgunn bang bang Barneys on the floor No more purple dinosuar

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Posted by drummerboy_12 Jan 10, 2006

that is ssssssooooooooo korny.

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