A Lot of Babies


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Joke ID#936
Funny (3.13)
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CategoryMedical  
Submitted Byrose_rox
Corrected By absy
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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence", he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation."

An hour later, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.

Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me, another coincidence", said the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness. The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Yes," says the man, "I'm okay now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."




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Posted by sissy245 Apr 20, 2005

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Posted by soccer_gurl Mar 25, 2006

that's hilarious!! i love it! in my favs!

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Posted by teen_wiz May 24, 2006

Into my faves it goes!

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Posted by leaffan4life Dec 23, 2007

lmao omg that one is going in the books i totally love it!

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