Three Men, One Dead Guy, One Cop... Endless Possibilities!

Joke ID#9334
Funny (1.74)
Rating (0.98)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byswordoffury1392
Corrected By brain_dead
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Three men are sitting next to a dead guy. The first one can only say, "Yup! Yup! Yup!" The second one can say, "Forks and Knives. Forks and knives." Finally, the third one can say, "Goddie, goodie gumdrops! Goodie, goodie gumdrops!"
A cop comes by and asks the first one if he killed the man. Unable to say anything else, he says, "Yup! Yup! Yup!" Then he asks the second man, "What weapons did you use?" The second man says, "Forks and Knives. Forks and knives." Astonished, he is taken back for a second and then tells them all that they will go to jail. The third man tries to plead, "Goddie, goodie gumdrops! Goodie, goodie gumdrops!"

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Posted by brain_dead Dec 31, 2005

love it

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