Series of Lightbulbs


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Joke ID#9293
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Submitted ByLDSRubes
Corrected By kebron
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1. How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one.

2. How many Candains does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to whack it out with his hockey stick, and one to screw in the new one.

3. How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to screw it in, 2 to support him, and 1 to disagree with his lightbulb approach.

4. How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to crash a plane into the lightbulb, and 1 to put in the new lightbulb.

5. How many soccer players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to take out the old one, one to attempt to kick it in to the socket, and one to buy new bulbs after the kicking attemts fail.




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Posted by Battery May 28, 2006

where's 'cananda'

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