Joke ID#9258
Funny (2.4)
Rating (0.72)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byansh93
Corrected By chocoholic471
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A judge frowns at the criminal report of the man he is judging.
He asks, "So you robbed the same store on three successive nights?"
The robber replies, "Yes your honor."
The judge, even more perplexed asks, "And why was that?"
"Because my wife wanted a dress," says the robber.
The judge checks with his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!"
"Yes sir. She made me exchange it twice."

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Posted by ansh93 Jan 04, 2006

I wouldn't be talking, considering you have no jokes. If you keep an attitude like that you should just leave.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by SamanthaGold Jan 06, 2006

yankee, wats ure problem. take a pill and chill.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Jan 30, 2006

Hey hey... chill out! Don't be rude when you're commenting on jokes, but it doesn't mean yankee has a bad attitude and needs to leave by saying that he didn't like this joke. On the other hand, Yankee, don't be so rude in your second comment- you shouldn't have two accounts (look under the site conditions) and you certainly shuldn't be rating jokes badly because you don't like somebody...So everybody, just cool it! As for the joke, it was pretty funny!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by EnderofGames Mar 26, 2006

You don't have two accounts, you just say that to make others think you actually have good jokes.

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Posted by locked_in_hell Oct 13, 2006

u can have multiple accounts u just need diff emails and no one will know

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