Tax Time


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Joke ID#9072
Funny (2.5)
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Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By boodler
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore & call girl?

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

He replies: "Good enough."



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Posted by GEMINI24 Jan 28, 2006

FIRST TO COMMENT! ~LOL~ I DON'T GET IT.^^^^^^^^^ SOME ONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

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Posted by phynyxs Jan 28, 2006

The woman is a prostitute, and she is giving different titles to her "occupation" that would sound better for her taxes. Pecker is a slang term for the male anatomy.

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Posted by GEMINI24 Jan 29, 2006

OK I GET THANKS! LOL!!!

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Posted by beaver Feb 27, 2006

thanks for the explantion it helped but i pretty much had it figured out it was funny

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