Please Tell Me


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Joke ID#8992
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Submitted ByFerretGirl
Corrected By zemoxian
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Please tell me how to obey these signs:

All Night Dance Club; NO MUSIC ALLOWED

Public Stairway; Please do not climb on stairs

Country Road; NO PEDESTRIANS OR AUTOMOBILES

A room in a touch-an-feel musem; Do not touch

A seminar for the deaf; Please listen to others

Local bookstore; Feel free to read books in this section, however do not read them in this store

A local carpet store completely covered in rugs; Come in! Please do not step on rugs

And please tell me who wrote these signs.




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Posted by AgentTwinkleToes Dec 11, 2005

my sister wrote this! good job

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