Why Eat Healthy?


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Submitted ByDawn830w
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1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die from natural causes.


2. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.




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Posted by Dawn830w Jan 05, 2006

Thanks

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Posted by tinsel Jan 23, 2006

HA! Nice one!

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 08, 2006

dying from natural causes is dying from hurricans and tornados and stuff.and there are about 120 diseases caused by not eating healthy and 10 by eating healthy

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Posted by Celanba Apr 08, 2006

Dying from natural causes means dying from internal ailments or old age, joke lover. And stop trying to correct the jokes, you're making them less funny.

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Posted by Dawn830w Apr 09, 2006

Joke lover, Celanba is right. In the future, you may want to get your facts straight before saying anything. This is just a joke and you are lucky that people don’t die from taking things too seriously.

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 09, 2006

well it makes no diff the joke wasn't funny . and your puting down your own sister

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 09, 2006

and, how come you never back me up any more and take my side or even hang out with me any more

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 09, 2006

im talking about celanba.

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