Testing Your Vocabulary

Joke ID#8951
Funny (2.58)
Rating (1.27)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bybrain_dead
Corrected By boodler
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Warning - Please DO NOT look at the bottom of the page before you answer ALL the questions

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5) What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

7) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (fork)
6. (Almond Joy candy bar)
7. (last name)

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Posted by taran083 Dec 08, 2005

The same joke was going around my office. so naturally i got them all. Good job though :-D

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