Go Brunette

Joke ID#8922
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Submitted Bybrain_dead
Corrected By kebron
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There was once a blonde who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of her. She decided to do something about it. She sat back and thought about it.

Suddenly she thought - "I have never seen anyone making fun of brunettes. So, if I start talking and behaving like them and dye my hair brown, no one will be able to make out that I am a blonde and make fun of me."

She went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, she walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini."

Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you a blonde?" The blonde was taken aback and she repeated her request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you a blonde or not?"

This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so she admitted to the fact after which she asked, "But how did you know?"

The shopkeeper replied, "This is a hardware store!"

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