Tell What are You?

Joke ID#8858
Funny (1.68)
Rating (1.19)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byme310
Corrected By boodler
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You're a..

January- talented
February- lowlife
March- immature
April- wild
May- exciting
June- weird
July- selfish
August- hot
September- scary
October- messed up
November- cool

Now pick the color shirt you have on

Pink- cupcake sales person
Blue- hooker
Red- bartender
Green- Celebrity
Purple- Mc Donalds worker
White- slut
Yellow- taxi driver
Black- chef
Orange- homeless
Gray- stripper
No shirt- millionare
Other- toe nail clipper

LAST...the day you were born

1- that loves food
2- that hates kids
3- that needs attention
4- that is a murderer
5- who sucks at reading
6- who strips to pay for bills
7- who kills kids
8- who goes to dunkin donuts everyday
9- that loves laguna beach
10- that is OCD with something
11- that is cheating on someone for $$
12- who never brushes their hair
13- who licks peoples toes
14- who is a gold digger $$
15- that wants to be in love
16- who is secretly bi
17- that is a whore
18- who is anorexic
19- that wants a vibrator
20- that owns two chinese fighting fish
21- that wants to have chinese food
22- that is obsessed with myspace
23- who loves cats
24- who wants sex
25- who is a bookworm
26- who will never have sex
27- who is a drug addict
28- who will live to be 121
29- who takes naked pictures of themselves
30- who will stay in the same place forever
31- who needs to brush their teeth

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Posted by nogakitty Dec 17, 2005

funny, but im a weird hooker who licks people toes

Comment score: 4  

Posted by insane_21_gr Jan 12, 2006

I'm a weird slut that owns two chinese fighting fish!! The thing about the fish is such a lie! I swear!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by crazycriely May 09, 2006

since when does that qualify as a joke? u probably got it off of like a myspace blog or something

Comment score: 0  

Posted by spood495 Oct 25, 2007

wat about a brown shirt?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mth_lvr Sep 10, 2009

To SPOOD 1 other 2 I was wearing a brown shirt too!

Comment score: -1  

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