Who Earns More??

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Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game.

That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.

With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it will cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000), it would take him a whole 12 hours.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

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Posted by eabreu92 Nov 30, 2005

That's depressing...

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Posted by SweetTooth1479 Dec 09, 2005

good but its not a joke

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