Bullfrogs and Blowjobs


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Joke ID#882
Funny (2.66)
Rating (2.35)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By anchmike
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."



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Posted by Drunky May 01, 2003

Lmao! Great joke datra

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Posted by sierrac May 03, 2003

great

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Posted by fauck Mar 26, 2006

what does this mean?

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 29, 2006

It means that if the frog can cook, it can do everything the wife can do, so the husband wouldn't need the wife anymore. Personally, I find it very offensive to women.

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 20, 2007

indeed it is offensive.

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