Why Muslim Commit Suciide

Joke ID#8762
Funny (2.01)
Rating (1.67)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byme310
Corrected By SweetTooth1479
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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims are so quick to commit

Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, No Cheerleaders, No
baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate
Parties, No Home Depot.

No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even
frozen fish sticks, No Gumbo, No Jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are
no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy up in the tower.

No chocolate cookies. No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey being cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better.

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?

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Posted by tsurt Nov 26, 2005

Ok, I understand that this is only a joke, and that this is joke site. I get that. But, I still must state that I do not agree with this "joke." I mean, I've voted accordingly and all, and the author has a right to put this on the web site, but there are so many people dying because of EXTREMISTS. I know people won't agree with me on my statement, but I wanted to say something.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by etidal Nov 26, 2005

99 percent of the statements on this joke are false

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Celanba Apr 14, 2006

I agree with tsurt, the Muslims who do that are Radical Muslims and they believe it's right to die for their cause whenever possible. One of my best friends is Muslim and he's nothing like that.

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