Two Eskimos


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Joke ID#869
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Submitted ByEinat17
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Two Eskimos sitting in their boat were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the boat, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.




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Posted by dsquared Apr 30, 2003

Hahahahaha... I love these.

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Posted by idiot_genius Jun 13, 2006

you know, it makes more sense than the original saying, because what's the point of having a cake if you cant eat it?

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