Dear White Fella...

Joke ID#868
Funny (3.03)
Rating (0.89)
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Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By candyqueen_5
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Couple of things you oughta know
Firstly, when I'm born, I'm black!!
When I grow up, I'm black
When I get sick, I'm black
When I go out in the sun, I'm black
When I'm cold, I'm black
And when I get scared,
Gee, I'm black
And When I die, I'm still black
But you white fella...
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you get sick, you green
When you go out in the sun, you red
When you get cold, you go blue
When you get scared, you yellow
And when you die, you purple
And YOU got the cheek to call ME coloured??!!

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Posted by Drunky Apr 30, 2003

LOL!! Very nice

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Posted by rose_rox May 15, 2003

Instead of joke, I think this is a pretty strong statement on why you shouldn't call those of the African race 'coloured'

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Posted by dsquared May 15, 2003

Yeah, you're right Rose... I guess it's ironic humour and more of just a chuckle at the situation than a belly shaking laugh type of joke. I thought it was definitely worth sharing here.

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Posted by vvz227 Aug 02, 2003

lol! gota luv this one! this gives a perfectly good point!

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Posted by skoolkid Oct 20, 2003

I was gonna submit this joke but I kept forgetting it. LOL

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Posted by ha-ha-hee-hee Apr 04, 2005


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Posted by dsquared May 03, 2005

Thanks. Dog, I don't recall where I got it, probably from yet another e-mail. It may be a song though. I just thought it was very poignant.

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Posted by shimmermaid Jul 26, 2005

Yo Fantastic, what's your prob, anyway? chill, and dont cuss. Good joke, excellent point.

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Posted by dsquared Jul 26, 2005

Thanks Shimmer, kinda what I was thinking. Love that voting option for comments

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Posted by sk8e Dec 22, 2005

your joke has one of those hidden messages. discrimination isnt right. but cant some people just read the joke and laugh because its funny and not because its saying something about our society¿ i liked the joke.

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Posted by Magic_Heiress Jun 24, 2006

i really liked it. it wuz thotful and wasnt meant to be rofl joke, but more like looking at discrimination and seeing how wrong it is.

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Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Mar 01, 2007

Oh, like discriminating against white people isn't wrong? Nice joke though.

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Posted by sgp538306 Apr 14, 2007

Luv the joke....its hilarious

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Posted by Alexeagle Feb 07, 2008

Oh no! My smiley's scared coz its yellow!

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Posted by xojohannyxo Mar 24, 2008

I've heard this joke before but it still cracks me up. XD

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Posted by NYTTA Sep 26, 2012

Im loving it!!!

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