Texas Trip


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Submitted Byphynyxs
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Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Barbeque, take in a bona fide rodeo and have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable!"
And, I went to a real rodeo... Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full-grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"



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Posted by etidal Nov 13, 2005

i dont get the last part???????

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Posted by phynyxs Nov 13, 2005

It is the can of tabacco chew in their back pocket.

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Posted by kelsey777 Nov 15, 2005

love it!

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Posted by Jammin_yo Dec 08, 2005

It's the lasso phynx!

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Posted by Jammin_yo Dec 08, 2005

It's a lasso ding dongs

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Posted by Jammin_yo Dec 08, 2005

It's not the tabacco it's the lasso

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Posted by mathlover639 Dec 29, 2005

phynyxs submitted this joke. he/she should know

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