Yo Momma is So Fat


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Joke ID#8484
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Submitted ByZero_Hypnosis92
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Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around--there goes another city.

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she sits down she lowers all the prices at wal-mart.

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around it's your birthday.

Yo momma is so fat, NASA engineers mistook her for a new planet.

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 1000 years to design clothes for her

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she gets weighed she breaks the scale.

You're so fat, I wonder if it's because of yo momma.




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Posted by Zero_Hypnosis92 Nov 01, 2005

My second attempt at a joke... I'm horrible at making them... lol

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Posted by Zero_Hypnosis92 Nov 02, 2005

I know how to spell Mama. I know how to spell pretty much every word I know. (words I don't know, on the other hand... ).

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Posted by Zero_Hypnosis92 Nov 02, 2005

Both WOCKA and BRAINGLE were made by Jake. But BRAINGLE is by FAR--in fact, FARTHER THAN FARTHER THAN FARTHEST FROM FAR--better than WOCKA.

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Posted by tumble_dude Dec 30, 2005

i like the game food fight on braingle good job on the insults too!

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