The Reason You Were Almost Never Born.....

Joke ID#8382
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Submitted Byseandidy
Corrected By boodler
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You should have no doubt in your mind that
you are in a redneck family.....

When your uncle drunkenly approaches you, slaps you on the back, grabs your face and murmurs "Heaeh kiiiiiiid, I think it's a good thing I used a condum.

And walks off slowy, mumbling. "Cause your mamoo gets realy piiist when she's pregnant........"

And in disbelief, you look around to find your mom.

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