Why Are The Clairinet Players Brains So Expensive


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Submitted Byphantomgal
Corrected By kellyc_12_2004
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A cannibal went to a brain store one day because he was craving brains. he decided he wanted to try a musician's brains to see if they taste any different.

He looked around and saw the prices.

Trumpet Brains-$25.00/pound
Trombone Brains-$1.00/pound
Percussion Brains- 10.00/pound
Tuba Brains-$0.50/pound
Colorguard Brains-$0.25/pound
Clairinet Brains-$1000.00/pound
Flute Brains-$0.50/pound

So the cannibal turned and saw a man that worked there. He said to the guy:

"Why are the clarinet brains so expensive?"

The man replied "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLAIRINET PLAYERS YOU HAVE TO KILL TO GET ONE POUND OF BRAINS?"




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Posted by Goettsche Oct 19, 2005

lmao!!!

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Posted by JazzFanatic Nov 15, 2005

I`M A CLARINET PLAYER . THATS MEAN .

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Posted by marigold May 31, 2006

I'm a flutie!!!!!

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Posted by girliepie Jun 03, 2006

Thats pretty funny...IM A CLARINET PLAYER TOO! (It is a good joke though...

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Posted by idiot_genius Nov 04, 2006

How much are french horn player's brains?

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Posted by idiot_genius Nov 04, 2006

you spelled clarinet wrong.

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Posted by eggface Feb 26, 2009

I feel special - I play Flute!!

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Posted by twin27 Jul 27, 2009

It should, like, with blonde brains or something...

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Posted by mth_lvr Nov 24, 2009

I play tuba. They would be making a profit off of me if they stole my brains(I play good[mostly],and am in a smart people class)

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