Rude Parrot

Joke ID#817
Funny (3.46)
Rating (0.51)
Submitted ByDeathOfRats
Corrected By thegermangemini
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. Problem was, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary, but to no avail.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly, there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd killed the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm
and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued.

"May I ask what the chicken did?"

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Posted by Pheonix_down Apr 19, 2003

Great! That had me laughing for a while!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kgirlca Feb 06, 2004

Comment score: 3  

Posted by candyqueen_5 Jul 08, 2005

I don't get it....?

Comment score: 0  

Posted by seraphim Jul 16, 2005

OMG! That was hilarious! Loved it! By the way,it means that the guy had a frozen chicken in the freezer,and the parrot was afraid the same would happen to him if he didn't shape up!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ansh93 Aug 30, 2005

I wonder what the chicken did.... nice joke man

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Posted by zemoxian Oct 17, 2005

The chicken didn't do a thing. It was just a chicken from te grocery store. However, the parrot noticed that the chicken was plucked naked, beheaded, disemboweled, and everything else that's orninarily done to chickens before they are bought. The parrot did not dare do anything to suffer the same fate as the chicken.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 07, 2006

into my favs

Comment score: 1  

Posted by timmycool Aug 25, 2006

thats hilarious!

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