Presidential Briefing

Joke ID#8119
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Posted by seandidy Oct 02, 2005

Funny but sadly believable.

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Posted by Caboose Oct 23, 2005

This one is awesome! Can't wait to tell everyone I know...

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Posted by usaswim Oct 28, 2005

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by nickdudet89 Oct 30, 2005

Triple LOL!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by buttons Oct 31, 2005

Thank you all

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Posted by SexyChic Nov 09, 2005

LOFL!!! How dumb can he be? Great joke!!

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Posted by drummerboy_12 Nov 23, 2005

Man, I can't beilieve that he thought that that was a big number instead of a race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man that was GOOD!

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Posted by hubluza Feb 20, 2006

even sadder in the real wold where he says "how many is three

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Posted by coolhndsme Nov 16, 2006

very funny

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Posted by leaffan4life Dec 23, 2007

lloloololololol that is the best i love it@

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