The Perfect Man

Joke ID#8116
Funny (2.43)
Rating (1.28)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byphsyco
Corrected By boodler
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
And doesn't mind admitting when he's wrong,

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call,
he won't wait two weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed
& opens my door & begs to do more

Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows just what to say when I ask,
"How Big is My Behind!?!"

One who will kiss me till my body's twitchin',
In the hall, the shower, the garden and the kitchen.
I pray this man will love me no end, and never
attempts to date my best friend.

And, as I kneel and pray by my bed ...
I look at the Butt Head you sent me instead!

~ Amen ~

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Posted by phsyco Sep 27, 2005

hope y'all like this

Comment score: 4  

Posted by seandidy Sep 28, 2005

I'd be the guy if I didn't have a girlfriend.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by momojamaica09 Nov 07, 2005

true dat

Comment score: 1  

Posted by schatzy228 Nov 24, 2005

you must know my ex-wife

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