Roses are Red


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Joke ID#8110
Funny (2.35)
Rating (0.67)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted ByPaigeRm999
Corrected By chocoholic471
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What the heck happened to you?




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Posted by zemoxian Oct 13, 2005

Normally, I wouldn't recommend this, but this joke is funnier if you add more bang at the end. You start out sweet and pleasant as written, then depending on the target insult strength (and rating) substitute a harsher word for "heck." Might be nice in a greeting card as well.

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Posted by irishflower Oct 16, 2005

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR H*GASP* (THUD)

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