Eating Dogs

Joke ID#8040
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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
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Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.

"Two dogs, please," said one.

The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"

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Posted by funnydude Sep 16, 2005

dude that is soo funny... to the favs!!!!

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Posted by seandidy Oct 12, 2005

That fluff,is why it is in the gross section

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Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 22, 2005

Very gross yet equally funny. You get a full smiley. To my favs!

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Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 27, 2006

hilarious! good job. :-)

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