DESPERATE!!!!


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Joke ID#8029
Funny (1.89)
Rating (1.41)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bybeecool
Corrected By boodler
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I know this isn't a joke, but I really need help. I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs - phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask which girls, it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was, and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car, which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?




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Posted by beecool Apr 21, 2006

ok celanba...it wuz a JOKE on a JOKE website...im not really having problems with my girlfriend and stuff...plus im a girl i would have a boyfriend

Comment score: 3  

Posted by violasrule May 12, 2006

Oh I get it, so b4 anyone rates the joke low, I think the joke is that the guy cares more about his car, then his girlfriend, typical guy stuff

Comment score: 2  

Posted by taran083 Jul 28, 2006

too overly analyzed by everyone. Ya, drunky put it on the message board. it is a joke. get over it.

Comment score: 2  

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