Equipped


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Submitted Bydogdude
Corrected By Celanba
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Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview
between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! that's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how; we will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're 'equipped' to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.




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Posted by juggleboy502 Oct 07, 2005

lol! lol!

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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 12, 2006

every dog has his day today is your day GOOD ONE!!

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Posted by idiot_genius May 09, 2006

oh dear

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Posted by Battery Jun 30, 2006

^all of the above comments^ I agree with thm all

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 09, 2006

dogdude, u rock my day!

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