Duck and Grapes


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Joke ID#80
Funny (2.39)
Rating (0.65)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Bysomething
Corrected By chocoholic471
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A duck walked into a store one day and asked the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk said, "No." So the duck walked out and came back the next day and said, "You got any grapes?" and the clerk said, "No." So the duck walked out and came in next time and said, "You got any grapes?" and the clerk said, "No, and if you come in again and ask if we have any grapes, I'll staple your feet to the floor." So the duck walked out and came in again and said, "You got any staples?" the clerk said, "No..." so the duck said, "You got any grapes?




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Posted by imlaughin Sep 11, 2005

smart duck!

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