Redneck Special Forces


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Joke ID#7975
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Submitted Bybuttons
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidson's, country music or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt




This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK




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Posted by imlaughin Oct 23, 2005

Okay, I'm from one of those states and no one I know is like that!

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Posted by monkey_D_Luffy Dec 03, 2005

I'm from SC bet it is still a good joke and I onlyt know of one redneck that lives near me.good joke!

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Posted by buttons Jan 12, 2006

ty monkey, and sorry for offending imlaughing

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Posted by settra626 Apr 14, 2006

awsome!!!!!!!

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Posted by settra626 Apr 14, 2006

awsome!!!!!!!

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