The Church Gossip


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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house............. and left it there all night.




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Posted by tsurt Sep 12, 2005

Excellent! That is real real good!

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Posted by buttons Sep 15, 2005

Tnks tsurf!!

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Posted by buttons Sep 15, 2005

Sorry got your name wrong, tsurt!!

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Posted by teshka Sep 27, 2005

Oh that is a nice one

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Posted by 2sandwoman Dec 02, 2005

CAn someone expalain this please?

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Posted by taran083 Dec 07, 2005

Since because of mildred everyone knew george's truck... and where mildred lived. what do you suppose the other gossipers would say about mildred and george's relationship if they saw george's pickup truck at mildreds house all night long... hrm? Great joke buttons!

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Posted by taran083 Dec 07, 2005

Since because of mildred everyone knew george's truck... and where mildred lived. what do you suppose the other gossipers would say about mildred and george's relationship if they saw george's pickup truck at mildreds house all night long... hrm? Great joke buttons!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by teen_wiz May 26, 2006

Ooooooooohhh... Mildred's in for it... Great job!

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