Shipwrecked


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Joke ID#7958
Funny (2.27)
Rating (0.68)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Bytsurt
Corrected By schatzy228
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Once upon a time, and unfortunate event took place, in which a ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

What a Crazy coincidence! One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend time with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is
cooking and cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ! ocean and a
long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American
woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

H. What happened to the Indians????

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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman!




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Posted by tsurt Sep 25, 2005

I'm sorry that you got offended but it's only a joke. My best friend thought it was funny, and did I mention that she is Indian? If you don't find it funny, vote for it accordingly, thats what this site is for, but there is no need to take such things to heart.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Oct 01, 2005

Didn't really do anything for me, and you didn't need the cuss word- didn't add anything. You can do better tsurt!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by tsurt Oct 06, 2005

Sorry for the cuss word shimmermaid. Thank you all for all your critisism, I will try better, though its not like any of my other jokes are doing great. It depends on each individual's sense of humour. Mine can obviously at times be very different to the rest of yours, but at least I try, and at least there are a few scattered people who do get it, so if I manage to make them smile, then I am quiet content.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by me310 Nov 18, 2005

funny a get its so predictable

Comment score: 1  

Posted by tinsel Jan 23, 2006

I enjoyed it!! Good job!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by celanba Feb 18, 2006

Yawn.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by glittagrrl Mar 23, 2006

I'm half-indian and I don't mind it at all! It is quite funny and should have a higher rating. Though the cuss word wasn't needed. Good Job overall!

Comment score: 3  

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