Those Silly Dentist


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Joke ID#7945
Funny (3.18)
Rating (1.93)
CategoryMedical  
Submitted Byphsyco
Corrected By boodler
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A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves.

"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"

She said, "No, I don't have any idea."

"Well," he spoofed,

"Down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walks around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods' crate and start the process all over again."
She didn't laugh one bit.

Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.

The old woman blushed and exclaimed,

"I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"




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Posted by phsyco Sep 01, 2005

hope y'all like this

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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 02, 2005

that was great

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Posted by phsyco Sep 02, 2005

thanks

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Posted by notme Sep 11, 2005

i wonder

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Posted by kelsey777 Sep 17, 2005

wow! grest joke! love it!

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Posted by kelsey777 Sep 17, 2005

oops. i mean great

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Sep 24, 2005

LOVE IT!!!

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Posted by lilaggiecheer Sep 27, 2005

HAHAHA I ACTUALLY GET IT!

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Posted by lilaggiecheer Sep 27, 2005

HAHAHA I ACTUALLY GET IT!

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Posted by deekyu Oct 13, 2005

it`s funny!!!

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Posted by Goettsche Oct 28, 2005

lmmfao!

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Posted by monkey_D_Luffy Dec 03, 2005

GREAT JOKE .... no... AWSOME JOKE...no...

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Posted by GEMINI24 Jan 27, 2006

LOVE THIS JOKE!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS BUT A LITTLE NASTY.

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Posted by 888nomel Apr 04, 2006

lol (why isnt this joke in the gross category???)

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Posted by timmycool Jun 15, 2006

ha! funyyyy!

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Posted by jokester13 Jul 06, 2006

that is a hillarious joke. I loved it!!!

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 22, 2006

That was amazingly funny!! Great job!

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