Alligator Shoes


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Joke ID#793
Funny (2.6)
Rating (0.62)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By violasrule
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A blonde was out shopping in Lousiana when she saw a beautiful pair of shoes made from genuine alligator skin. She goes into the store and asks the price. The shopkeeper says, "$1000"
The blonde not having that kind of money tried to haggle with the store's owner, until the owner finally got fed up and threw her out of his store.
The blonde furious yells at the store owner, "FINE! KEEP YOUR DAMN SHOES! I'LL GO HUNT MY OWN ALLIGATOR AND THEN GET MY OWN SHOES FOR A FAIR PRICE!!!!"
Driving home the store owner sees the blonde in a local swamp, up to her waist in the muddy waters holding a double-barrel shotgun. Just then he sees the blonde take aim at a nearby alligator taking a nap and shoots it straight in the gut. With great effort he watches her drag the alligator to the shore, where to his suprise, a half dozen more alligators all lay dead. He then sees the blonde flip the alligator over onto his back. Then watching, he sees the blondes face turn a deep red and hears her yell, "DAMMIT! THIS ALLIGATOR ISNT WEARING ANY SHOES EITHER!"




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Posted by dogdude Jul 08, 2005

Darn you drunky i was going to post this one!!! ( by the way i still rated urs high i think its funny)

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Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Jan 10, 2006

srry i took this joke too. i didnt know that someone else had it .

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Posted by bballrox55 Feb 26, 2006

Me too srry

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