Joke ID#7910
Funny (1.41)
Rating (1.81)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byorange_syrup
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

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Posted by kellyc_12_2004 Sep 20, 2005

Why don't you actually submit jokes instead of just stupid comments as jokes? They aren't funny. I've looked and it says your average is less than a fully smile.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by schatzy228 Feb 24, 2006

yes, a very funny comment, but not a joke

Comment score: 0  

Posted by EnderofGames Mar 20, 2006

It's good enough, I mean, people rate the "Top things to do in a shower stall" kind of joke good. This is pretty much the same.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by Celanba May 22, 2006

I like this one!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by orange_syrup May 26, 2006

if you guys don't like my jokes stop reading them

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Sassy_101 Jul 04, 2006

your what???? excuse me??? you call that a joke? What, you can't get anyone else to listen to your stupid stories so you come on wocka and submit them. No One caresthat you don't think paper beats rock and they just plainly don't want to know.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by caesar Jul 09, 2007

sassy no one cares what the hell you think either. I dont care if this is a flippen joke, its clever and its funny and its better than you could come up with so when you think about tearing someone else down for contributing something thats pretty funny dont!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ulikeadajuice Aug 08, 2007

It's not like the guy actually made up this rant. This is a real old one, pretty funny.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by orange_syrup Aug 08, 2007

First of all Im not a guy. Im a girl. second yeah you're right it is an old one and i didnt make it up. But i didn't see it on here and wanted to share.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by TMTAF Nov 18, 2007

ok then guess I'll have to post and say the exact same thing i say on many sites i visit, firstly don't like the thing DON'T BOTHER READING OR WATCHING IT, secondly if you cant say something nice just shut the hell up and don't say anything and finally I'll say my view on this i think it raises a good point and is actually rather funny, i don't see the person ever said they came up with it originally and not to mention jokes varies on the person reading them, what one person finds funny another could find insulting

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Sunshiine29 Aug 29, 2009

Ummm this is the best JOKE ever i read it 2 years ago and then lost it now i found it and it never fails to make me laugh...therefore classified as a joke a funny ha ha..good job BOB

Comment score: 2  

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