The Moods of Women and Men


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Joke ID#7899
Funny (2.23)
Rating (1.14)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byphsyco
Corrected By silvermoonisis
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The mood of a woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

The moods of a man!
Hungry!

Horny!

Sleepy!




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Posted by erniedingus Sep 05, 2005

so true!! gr8!!

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 05, 2005

I like this! Not a laught out loud joke, as much as a smile poem. So true.

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Posted by seandidy Sep 28, 2005

Hey!!!you forgot "confused"...

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